Adapting to our new normal (1:32), perilous days (and nights) for New York social life (8:50), reminiscing about foggy Chinatown pop-ups (19:43), where have all the Crustpunks gone? (23:12), if NBA content creators...have the range (27:04), rediscovering basketball's unwatchable past (32:32), "Yesterday" and art in a time-machine (38:03), Mookie Blaylock appreciation thread (44:23), after a decade, Jay Electronica and Jay-Z dropped a 39-minute album (53:02), Lil Uzi and Lil Baby's magnificence (1:07:32). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
NBA 2020 season gets suspended! (1:00), Rudy Gobert, victim of hubris and...coronavirus (10:32), how vulnerable are basketball players? (24:22), what a delayed postseason means for Kevin Durant and other injured players (30:10), will hoops void lead to the rise of eSports? (37:33), potential inglorious end for Vinsanity (52:02), and other news: the Nets can Kenny Atkinson (1:02:22) and Jimmy Butler dishes on Sixers' locker room (1:14:02). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Life in CoronaWorld and the unfruitful hunt for hand sanitizer (1:30), NBA considers dramatic necessities (17:10), Bucks practice self-care (29:14), Bernie vs Biden (41:37), Charles Barkley and Draymond are both great! (1:04:32), are advanced metrics creator cooking the books? (1:12:19), Dion Waiters Island: Los Angeles (1:15:41). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Super Tuesday, Warren drops out, Biden versus Bernie (5:20), Le Crocodile gets a three-star review (25:02), basketball's recency bias (33:12), Spike Lee and Dolan grimly head to war (43:12), "Forget it, Jake, it's Chinatown." Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Waiting for coronavirus (6:30), Detrick hates "The Hunters" (23:43), the Beantown Media Mafia gets full-blown Tatum fever (36:23), is Zion passing...with the wrong hand? (43:43), Sixers plunge into chaos again (48:32), what NBA team has the best three-year plan (58:22), Kuo is not impressed by latest Giannis vs Harden dustup (1:06:30). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
"Parasite" wins best picture (3:00), a neo-liberal conspiracy unravels in Iowa (16:12), Knicks are in everyone's good graces and everything is dandy now! (29:21), toxic Sixers fans earn their comeuppance (46:32), Rockets embrace small-ball, outraging boomers (1:01:21), Andrew Wiggins is the Warriors' new prom king (1:10:06), is Zion a star...or Thaddeus Young 2.0? (1:25:41), Lakers strike out at the deadline (1:37:02). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
The life and death of Kobe Bryant. Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Kuo tangles with thorny moral issues of a mouse infestation (1:45), doomsday clock ticks closer to apocalypse (15:02), we went to big games in the Mecca (26:32), Zion's long-awaited debut (40:22), Simmons, Embiid and the Boston Media Mafia (50:15), huge Coronavirus energy! (1:01:22), looks like there's fat shaming afoot (1:10:02). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
The gutting of New York (3:30), Opening Ceremony's closing ceremony (6:45), Warren and Bernie end an alliance (26:21), Teague returns to Atlanta, for some reason (34:02), do Knicks suffer from bad ideas or bad execution? (44:43), Fultz fans flames in Philadelphia (50:02), the Grizz got smart...and then lucky (1:02:32), why are the Warriors so abysmal? (1:15:03). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Spaghetti boys (2:01), Tony Romo and sports genius (18:21), US drone strikes Soleimani (29:02), Solar power and...uh, the Knicks? (40:03), the Kirilenko prototype (46:32), prom kings (1:03:21), Drummond hits the trading block (1:10:21), Kyrie and the Nets' disappointing debut (1:26:50). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Christmas whist in New York (1:45), Happy Boxing Day! (6:00), white van scam man (13:22), "Star Wars Something: More Star Wars" (23:02), big decade of rap lists (27:33), Sixers trouce Bucks, Giannis exposed by wrath of the math (41:22), the second battle for Los Angeles, replay arguments (1:09:10), Zion needs to relearn to walk before he can run (1:17:44), Kuo vs the NCAA (1:20:02), white van bias (1:27:32). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
We're putting 500 fashion police in the subways (3:01), "Uncut Gems" and New York's grimy underbelly (9:32), HBO's "Watchmen" and magical realism (30:11), the Knicks are back, baby!!!! (46:13), Jrue Holiday hits the trade block and Sixers fans only know former Sixers (55:02), Tobias Harris is not a...mystery (1:04:45), did Kevin Garnett really break LeBron? (1:25:43), whether Zion Williamson's season is already over (1:40:32). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Juice WRLD's tragic death (2:42), Basel boys binge on banana art (13:30), Fizdale finally gets canned and the Knicks' problems are solved! (23:01), Joel Embiid sounds sad, but why? (41:05), Kevin Love leaps atop the trading block (53:12), engagingly mediocre OKC Thunder arrive at a crossroads (1:02:33). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Peloton Bay (1:30), dystopian food halls (7:48), Kuo defends Facebook, Detrick does not (19:50), the great Boston basketball media conspiracy (25:33), assorted mandatory Sixers chatter (38:02), Bucks get exposed as regular-season fraudsters (49:32), Knicks find new lows to scrape (57:16), fixing the NBA or whatever (1:18:33), Harden's power grows, to the chagrin of boomers (1:36:23). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Impeachment watch (5:02), Simmons makes a meaningless 3-point field goal attempt (21:10), Knicks absorb an ideal loss (30:15), Beantown tangles with full-strength Clippers (40:18), aesthetic intelligence and hostile design (54:32), Melo back! (1:06:20), Malice in the Palace (1:26:22). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Instagram threatens to get rid of likes (8:30), meltdown in the Garden (23:18), Andrew Wiggins approaches his destiny (33:02), are the Beantown Celtics...too good? (39:41), protective resemblance (50:33), Dion Waiters gets dumb high (1:04:26), a mandatory Ben Simmons rant (1:11:18), why do the Pelicans suck? (1:27:30), Sex in the City (1:35:03). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Kuo gets stuffed in the sin bin for talking World Series (2:30), endless Halloween week continues (6:11), Pete Wells carves up Peter Luger's steakhouse (11:04), Wegmans...in Brooklyn???? (23:32), Kanye's "Jesus is King" drops (32:02), the Warriors undignified end (39:32), Knicks win! Knicks win! (51:02), the Bullies are undefeated, bully Karl-Anthony Towns (58:01), the oddly uncompelling Lakers (1:16:42), Kyrie is shamed for having feelings (1:30:02). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
The Cookies Hoops Classic (1:30), damn this endless Halloween (8:02), Lakers, Clippers and the battle for Los Angeles (18:32), Anthony Davis's positional stubbornness (23:01), Sixers unveil their large lads (39:32), Boston's rebuild continues apace (56:22), Kyrie is a warlock (58:08), Kuo is caught staring at Randles (1:02:40), Zion's depressingly delayed debut (1:14:32). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
The Inaugural Cookies Hoops Classic! (2:35), we squandered our valuable time talking about the Miami Heat, for whatever reason (10:32), addition by subtraction vs. the Ewing Theory (15:04), LeBron chimes in on the raging China controversy (42:08), de-Kobification of Jayson Tatum (38:32), Zach LaVine defends the midrange and sparks eternal nerd/jock jostling (42:07), the NBA's alleged sleep deprivation epidemic (1:03:42). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
NBA takes a slow boat to China (3:30), performative virtue and the bottom line (25:02), Ben Simmons destroys hateful Boomers (29:22), our incredible Carb-on-Carb future (49:02), Knicks against...the liberal media? (56:32), Markelle Fultz Part 3: Even More Fultzing (1:15:04). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Kanye's listening event for "Jesus is King" (3:01), an inquiry for impeachment (23:09), NBA simulation data harvesting (40:56), middleman are at it again (52:01), Iverson vs Steph and era-reduced ranks (1:01:22), Kevin Garnett: GOAT center? (1:16:14), Big markets won in free agency....maybe? (1:18:32). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Tekashi69 takes the stand (1:50), the NBA cracks down on tampering (24:32), players "inducing" trades (32:03), Cincoro tequila and Kuo is a mixologist (37:20), Incarceration for all! (46:22), something stinks in Dallas (53:02), gig economics (1:02:25), UFO sightings (1:16:04). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.
Joe Johnson heads to the Pistons (1:45), Democratic debates and Yang Gang (2:45), Kuo loves Liberty bucks (13:22), we have CMJ wistfulness (25:11), Team USA shames the nation (32:40), the true Apex Boomer (50:21), food courts and eating authenticity (59:01), Red Hook soccer fields (1:05:02), fried fish (1:15:43), small market signings (1:14:02). Cookies is hosted by Ben Detrick, Jordan Redaelli and Andrew Kuo.