Big blizzard vibe check (1:20), viral outdoor dining at the Smith (13:35), covid in the culture (13:35) and the right time for pandemic humor (25:45), "I'm Your Woman" doesn't scratch that "Undoing" itch (38:11), who hacked the US government big board (41:25), Harden x Simmons rumors are the basketball Rorschach test (47:27), Giannis re-signs with Milwaukee (1:02:39), 538's statistical predictions (1:14:30), Lin may be returning to the Warriors (1:21:40). 

Shower posse defections (2:30), shoes off versus shoes on (10:12), indoor dining ends (20:51), but vaccinations begin—we debate if celebs should live or die for covid awareness (34:31), classism of "yellow card" privileges (46:30), the NBA returns with fresh Knicks regrets! (57:02), LaMelo Ball is a creative genius (1:02:33), Simmons x Harden debate rages on (1:11:23), is Jayson Tatum the most overrated player in NBA history? (1:20:21).  

Birria taco update (3:10), 500 New York City closings (10:20), tilapia, also known as the trash fish (19:25), should NBA players make more than senators? (26:30), Cardi B and Meek Mills shamed for their lack of generosity (31:02), Kyrie Irving's intoxicating talent, media blackout, and Iverson-esque influence (45:25), the vulnerability of LeBron James (54:02), excitement over Steph Curry's return (1:02:02), James Harden: persona non-grata on the Knicks of the South and Philly's non-core trade options (1:08:33), is working in the gym for toxic scrubs? (1:16:30). 

Episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Mr. Fong is back in action (8:12), New York second wave vibe check (12:18), waiting on the vaccine (18:45), are the monoliths boring—or an example of rare public excitement over art? (30:35), Spotify wrapped reveals the year of J.J. Cale and Lil Baby (43:07), Steve Aoki brings ethnic food to the Beantown (49:35), Russell Westbrook is traded for John Wall (52:01), new max players and confronting purgatory (1:15:22). 

New episodes of Cookies are available on Patreon first! The allure and blandness of doppelgangers (1:30), indulging in rewatches of "The Sopranos" (8:10), welcome to The Re-Undoingables: we spent 30 minutes breaking down the finale of HBO's smash whodunnit (15:54), Mike Tyson fights Roy Jones Jr. in a grim spectacle (45:33), NBA's covid-tempting plan for the 2021 season (1:09:12), what is the official street food of New York City? (1:21:43).  

Episodes of Cookies are available first on Patreon! The morality of spending on Black Friday (1:20), Thanksgiving during a pandemic: wait, is that a salad spinner in the background? (16:08), the implausibility of electric eels existing (22:43), walking food tours and Birria-Landia trucks (26:12), Twitter's Fleet week (34:35), Jordan Originalism and the impossibility of escaping MJ's 30-year old shadow (48:32), can Embiid be a closer? (59:33), whether the Brooklyn InterNets are real contenders or just a branding malfunction (1:17:33). 

Marinara talk (3:30), outdoor dining enclosures become new source of covid scolding (15:30), controversial Thanksgiving plans (22:05), "The Undoing" spoilers and theories (36:45), NBA free agents are fleeing the Bean (50:12), Knicks are quiet, not deadly (57:30), Sixers sign Dwight Howard, trade Zhaire Smith (1:11:23), Bucks bungle the books (1:24:15), did Jeezy vs Gucci Mane help the Hawks recruit talent? (1:28:44), Lakers get better, more or less (1:38:02). 

New episodes of Cookes Hoops are available first for our beloved Patreon subscribers! Tearful, meaningful and cathartic effects of the NBA draft after a tough year (2:03), LaMelo Ball meets his fate in Charlotte (6:35), Anthony Edwards, who might not want it more (14:21), the Knicks draft local lad Obi Toppin (22:05), Tyrese Halliburton drops (30:29), Daryl Morey and the Sixers quickly revamp by dealing two starters (38:25).

Unraveling HBO's "The Undoing," (1:30), election falling continues (15:25), basking in Covid-19's second wave and the NYC curfew (21:48), at long last, the Kuo Big Board in revealed! (33:29), player development and an elongated offseason (49:24), Chris Paul traded to Phoenix for a bunch of dreamy lads (1:10:32), Sam Presti's bittersweet symphony (1:18:22), James Harden saga continues (1:23:02), is the Knicks' embrace of conventional wisdom running five years behind? (1:38:33). 

New episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Biden Szn has returned (2:30), jawns gone wild in Philly (22:04), Pfizer announces a potential vaccine for the novel coronavirus covid-19 (26:02), Dave Chappelle on "Saturday Night Live" (48:35), Supreme sells for two billy (54:50), an NBA restart looms....already (1:02:22), Eric Bledsoe is a good loser (1:15:44), what awaits Gordon Hayward and Al Horford this offseason? (1:21:03), LaMelo and other draft uncertainties (1:30:35).    

New episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Why were election polls so wrong? (5:14), media coverage of an evening of mayhem (10:15), what these results say about America (20:13), whether the Democratic Party's message resonated with voters (30:04). Plus: Sam Hinkie is interviewed by Pablo Torre (57:02) and Morey's first Sixers presser (1:05:26), James Harden's availability (1:12:26), properly rating the legendary centers of yore (1:19:33), is anything good but unfunny besides "Illmatic?" (1:29:58).   

Hear new episodes immediately on the Cookies Hoops Patreon page! Election anxiety ebbs and flows between sandwiches and the internet (2:30), Lil Wayne supports Trump, plays himself (16:30), but we talk about the SQ4 series anyway (27:10), the Nets hire Mike D'Antoni as an assistant coach (35:23), making Morey moves: who are his kind of players? (45:20), an analytical defense of Tobias Harris! (51:02), the Jazz are sold to new tech overlords (1:05:48), is Rudy Gobert headed for the Beantown? (1:22:42). 

Subscribe to the Cookies Hoops Patreon to get sizzling hot episodes immediately! The lads fire off a 30-minute emergency pod in response to the news that Daryl Morey may become the Sixers' new head of basketball operations. 

New eps drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! The comedic high-wire act of "Borat 2: More Borats" (4:35), as the election nears, Detrick rises as king of the voters (28:07), Barrett's confirmation and court packing (37:24), the NBA hopes to return in December, with few other details (50:23), Victor Oladipo, a difference-making R&B singer with some worrisome caveats (58:45), the lads are bearish on the potential rise of the Suns (1:10:25), we've got "Rounders" fever! (1:26:30), Kuo claims "The Crown" is the greatest show ever.

Sign up for the Cookies Hoops Patreon to get new episodes without any delay! Musician Stephen Malkmus joins Cookies Hoops to discuss protests in Portland (8:30), beating the covid blues (17:21), the joy of watching "Alone" survivalist porn (25:02), the NBA's current reign of dynamic duos (40:51), the Jail Blazers' legacy and dubious officiating in 2000 playoffs (51:12), "Judgment Night" soundtrack (1:00:33), Damian Lillard as a franchise star for life (1:08:02), missing life on the road and his road dogs (1:18:01). 

Episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Rave originalists (7:30), Jeffrey Toobin's infamous Zoom blunder (13:50), cautious optimism about the election (26:05), NBA may stop testing for marijuana (50:42), offseason perceptions vs realities for playoff teams: Clippers (1:02:10), Sixers (1:09:21), Celtics (1:15:05) and one relegated one (1:25:02).

Episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Episode 255 features New York Times bestselling author Cat Marnell. Ketamine fever sweeps NYC (2:01) during a summer spent on rooftops  (9:43), where American should covid rats travel (12:32), one place is Macedonia (15:50), finding the sex tunnels (24:30), Jimmy Butler's heroics (34:24), bubble gossip and the NBA baby boom (40:35), Cat shares info on her new Patreon (47:21), Daryl Morey leaves the Rockets, was an apex first-to-market disruptor (50:22), where could Morey end up—and if he can save Philly (1:08:30), the magical thinking of every fan base (1:25:10), 

Odeon fries have reportedly returned (4:21), in defense of the night owl (11:07), so who is actually "Missing New York?" (23:12), Supreme Court confirmation hearings and Jordan Originalism (39:01), more about fries and Ben's fry power rankings (53:23), the NBA Finals and bubble are over! (55:21), LeBron appreciation and promises kept (1:10:43), as Day Ones, what does the future hold for the Heat? (1:22:05), perceptions versus reality for the Bucks, Rockets and Nuggets (1:26:40), back to fries once again, this time with Andrew's fry power rankings (1:39:33).  

New episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Naomi Fry, writer from the "New Yorker," joins us to discuss basketball fandom (2:00), Maccabi legends of yesteryear (8:21), infatuation with Los Angeles (14:48), Claudia Conway, Beltway mole (29:30), if tranquil gen-xers can truly understand today's teens (37:33), the life-cycle of frayed cuffs (43:22), "The Vow," cults, and sex compounds (52:02), Trump's labored breathing and the art of Covid-19 showmanship (1:02:18), Bison Dele's love of trip-hop (1:20:32), the NBA Finals and rival city culture (1:30:22), time capsules (1:42:35). 

Episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Remembering dandyism and the #menswear of Pitti Uomo (2:30), Trump tests positive for the novel coronavirus (5:02), conspiracy theories and the presidential campaign (31:40), an excruciating first debate (43:22), whether an anticlimactic NBA Finals impacts LeBron's legacy (55:02), the Sixers hire Doc Rivers (1:11:03). 

New episodes drop first on Patreon! Our final Sunday sidewalk sale, (3:02), wastefulness of food delivery (8:35), Trump's taxes (20:33), Lakers versus Heat in NBA Finals (37:22), Boston's Procedure ends in failure (45:15), New Whites (1:02:02), a boomer's debate: was "It was Written" a classic? (1:10:32), whether Jamal Murray is actually a star (1:19:23), Jerami Grant validates the process (1:30:12). 

Episodes drop first on Patreon! The untimely death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg (3:01), mysterious motivations of Money Mitch (23:21), living in an anarchist state of mind (28:31), Lakers vs Nuggets (39:30), is Paul George slander the handiwork of the BMM? And is Andrew part of it? (46:33), whether a non-basketball genius can rightfully be the NBA's best player (54:02), Giannis wins MVP in an annoying landslide, but Ben bravely lauds LeBron (59:22), Yao Ming versus Ben Wallace (1:24:15), the era of boring centers (1:32:37). 

Access new episodes immediately on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Happy digital fashion week! (1:01), Cactus Jack sent us for a large fries (5:30), "B-Ball's Best Kept Secret" (13:30), Ben's rising wave of dread (24:14), Kuo is furious that R.J. Barrett was snubbed (38:57), Nuggets take down the reviled Clippers (40:43), Paul George is sad, but why? (56:18), Heat beat the Celtics in Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals (1:02:30), D'Antoni rumored as "frontrunner" to coach Sixers (1:21:33), Houston's next move (1:48:02).  

New episodes drop first on Patreon! The Bagel Community (2:09), New York indoor dining (8:12), friendships challenged by covid (28:01), "Trump knew!" and other Woodward revelations (43:11), what should the Bucks do about Giannis? (51:11), Kuo Big Board trailer teaser (1:06:33), sword of Damocles now hangs over Boston's controversial rebuild known as The Procedure (1:08:01), Danuel House, of ill repute (1:16:20), Michael Porter Jr is the new bleeding edge (1:22:03).