Episodes drop first on the Cookies Hoops Patreon! Kuo flexes his chilling muscle (2:11), Hudson Yards, befouled husk of a future that never was (5:20), suburban warriors: are we really leaving New York City? (13:45), wet ass provolone and aversion to sexy swears (25:03), boomers continue relentless attack on Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons' injury (36:02), dog days of summer league in the burger bubble (53:35), Carmelo splashes jumpers to the chagrin of hateful nerds (58:30), Zion Williamson flaunts his corsage (1:11:05), Suns vs Portland (zzzzzzz).